Friday, April 23, 2010

Aurora Adds Her Light to Candle's Collective Wishes

I've started this blog because I feel it is my duty to the earth and to all man and especially womankind to speak out against capitalism, racism, sexism, and all of the other assorted evils that beset our planet. I have been inspired to do this by another who explains her and my mission thus:
We who love peace demand that we all live as one under a just government. A government which will empower us towards a future where the world will be one and fair and equal. I am Candle, I am your Guide, and this is my struggle....
Candle, or as I like to call her Candelabra, is indeed a beacon of light and wisdom. Come, walk the path of our Collective Wishes that we may crush and stamp out intolerance in all its forms: white males, Christians, rich people, big business, big oil, and every other blight on our otherwise perfect world. Lead on, Candelabra! With your guiding light will we have equality and fairness for all (who deserve it).

8 comments:

Candle said...

I consider it an honor to lead you through the darkness of racism and hate, and out the other side, where things all work out and I'm in charge. Follow me!

Aurora said...

Yay! I just love when things work out and you're in charge. Lead on Candle of Waxy Goodness.!

Putz said...

already three followers,i declair>>>>>this thing of yours is really growing

Putz said...

already three followers,i declair>>>>>this thing of yours is really growing

Aurora said...

Yes, I am very pleased with my burgeoning followership. It is a sign of my light and wisdom. Thank you.

Idaho Spud said...

Aurora, shouldn't it read "Lite?" That's the way they do it in the beer ads.

Idaho Spud said...

Aurora, shouldn't it read "Lite?" That's the way they do it in the beer ads.

PeaceLover said...

Aurora, where are you?